There Is No Way I’m Talking to a Real Man Spiral Notebook – Funny Raccoon Dating Disasters Notebook

There is NO way I’m actually talking to a real man.

When the messages are a little too perfect, the stories don't quite add up, and your dating instincts start screaming something ain't right, you need somewhere to take notes.

This Dating Disasters spiral notebook features a sassy, slightly feral raccoon surrounded by all the essentials for surviving modern dating—coffee, questionable messages, boundaries, attitude, and just enough leopard print to make bad decisions look fabulous.

Use it to document dating disasters, keep track of red flags, journal, make lists, plan your day, take notes, or record those conversations you absolutely have to show your best friend later.

Notebook Details

• 6" × 8" spiral notebook
• 120 pages
• Choice of ruled/lined or graph paper
• 90gsm interior paper
• Durable 350gsm printed cover
• Convenient spiral binding
• Document pocket inside the back cover
• Colorful Dating Disasters raccoon artwork
• Compact size for your desk, purse, backpack or work bag

Perfect for dating stories, everyday notes, journaling, lists, school, work, planning—and keeping receipts when somebody's story starts changing.

It also makes a hilarious gift for a best friend, single friend, newly single woman, sister, coworker, or anyone navigating the absolute circus known as online dating.

Because sometimes the red flags deserve their own notebook.